- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Hi, my name is Jake.

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Womens basketball

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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