what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Arrow in the Knee!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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