- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had sex.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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