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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

the lemon was sweet.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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