- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I have a really funny joke.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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