- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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