why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

i dont fisish anythi

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was the woman?

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Jack Stevens

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Romans rights.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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