Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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