dude ur such a bon of a sitch

what is orange? an orange

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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