Miscarriages.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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A women in the kitchen.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Justin beiber's penis

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Anti Joke

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