What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Anti Joke

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