A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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