- Anti Joke

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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