- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

YES! EXACTLY!

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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