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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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