Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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