Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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women's rights

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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