- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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