- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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