- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A man buys a prius

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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