What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

N-E Pats never cheated

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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