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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What's 9 + 10 19

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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