- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Barack Obama.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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