One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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