- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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