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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Boys have swag, real men have class

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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