A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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