Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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