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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

PIED NINNY!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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