So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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