Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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all your base are belong to mark

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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