Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

haha Otarts was here

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

what is orange? an orange

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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