- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

give me a thumbs up

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Bitch

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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A black man has a job.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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