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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons