- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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