- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Chris Bosh's neck

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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