There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why? Why Not?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Penis.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

The WPGA tour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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