- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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