A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Manchester City

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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