Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do fish smoke? sea weed

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops