- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

i had sex.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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