- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

If you were a cactus, why?

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Woman's Rights

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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