A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

FUCK THE JEWS

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

the midget went to the midget store

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Sex education in Texas.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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