- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Your Mom!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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