What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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