What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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you just read an anti-joke

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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