Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Faithful men.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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