A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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black people

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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I'm HIV positive.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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cancer

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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