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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower