- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

mikey is cute

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A American seeking into mexico

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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