Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

rose are red violets should be purple

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Who invented apple? God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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