a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Lets go Yankees

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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