Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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