Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Miscarriages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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