- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Guess who is violent. Osama

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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