How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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