"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Womens rights.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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