Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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