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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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