Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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