- Anti Joke

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC