all your base are belong to mark

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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