- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

No soap radio

I have read the terms and conditions

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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