What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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womens rights.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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