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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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