what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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