What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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