Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Pickles

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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