how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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