- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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