Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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