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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.