A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Chicken

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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