Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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