If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Religionh

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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