- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Black people having a Job.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Obama walks into a hospital....

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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