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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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