- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Ian's mind Elevator music

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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