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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

"Knock knock." "No."

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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