- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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