- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

9/11

knock knock? come in

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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