A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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