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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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