- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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