There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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