- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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