- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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