roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

guess what what that wasnt it

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Good job, son.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

hola said the chinese man

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

God

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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