Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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who else is on here?

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A fat guy!

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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