Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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VAGINA.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Ebola

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Stop procrastinating.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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