- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Caolan and Eamon

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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