- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.