Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

these are shit

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

a. why? b. because

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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