A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

wanna here a joke? you.

... Chan chan

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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