- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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