- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Black people stink of shite!

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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