Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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