Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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kill yourself

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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