How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Rush Limbaugh

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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