Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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womens sports...

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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